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Highlights
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- Andy and Henry dominate a beer pong table for the better part of 90 minutes. No victories by fewer than 4 cups?
- Snakes=56 second kegstand. No girls are seen at the party yet.
- KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL (while Kurkul downs almost a quarter of a fifth of vodka)
- Taylor drinks a lot of vodka too
- Girls show up!
- John Budorick=60 second kegstand
- Jim Tressel is burned in effigy
- We give Colin his Tenacious birthday cake: a zebra cake with a piece of toilet paper roll set on fire as a candle
- KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL KURKUL (for no reason- we were big on name chanting)
- Dani destroys Andy 4 times in a row in 1x1 flipcup (3 cups each)
- Brennan=61 second kegstand
- Colin's first keg runs out by roughly 11:30
- Dani almost gets in a fight
- Dani and Andy go to get beer. Mmmmm, red dog and natty light.
- 4 cases isn't enough. Dani goes to get more beer.
- Snakes handily beats somebody in a shotgunning contest...maybe Kurkul...not sure.
- Dani and guy he almost gets in fight with hug it out. Much awkwardness ensues.
- Andy Dunn does 18 second keg stand, is heckled and realizes he really is a rookie. Feels like a little girl.
- Taylor chugs a quarter bottle of jalapeno hot sauce. 45ish minutes later chugs a crap load of chili cheese sauce then immediately after chugs another quarter of the hot sauce then immediately after that chugs a crap load of spaghetti sauce, then eats a crap load of raw noodles, then chugs a thing of raisins.
- Steve Kilpatrick tackles Kurkul for no reason and gives him a bloody lip. He then attempts to pick a fight with him for the next hour. Sekol steps in and prevents Kilpatrick from getting his ass kicked.
- Some girl tries to hook up with Sekol even though he is half passed out on a stool and unable to even stand/talk.
- Henry throws up in a cup?
- Andy admits that Kurkul is the better handler of the Ryans.
- Zak gets so drunk that he is forced to leave the party before 9:00.
- CORRECTION: Andy admits that Kurkul is the better handler of the Ryans, when he is drunk.
- A giant tub of ice cream appearing and Colin shoving ice cream in Matt Miller's mouth whenever he opened it.
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Lowlights
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- Kurkukl loses to Sekol in a shotgun competition because he forgot to open the cap.
- Colin having to clean up the floor of his house that is covered in crushed raisins.
- Absence of Bill due to an unexpected slumber party in the big house (not the good big house)
(Sidenote from Bill to Colin: "Sorry I didn't show up. The mean, fun-less cops told me that it's illegal to hire a prostitute even if it is just for a birthday party and not for blowing off some steam in a cocaine/alcohol induced rage with some rough, rough sex. Who woulda guessed that?")
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