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Name: Marc Sherman | |
| Nickname: Marc. | ||
| Number: 10 | ||
| Height: Shorter than you. | Weight: 125 lbs. | |
| Years Playing/On Team: 1.5 / 2 | ||
| Hometown: Cincinnati, OH | ||
| Year: Senior | Major: Mathematics | |
| Favorite Play: Extreme Pivoting | 2nd Favorite Play: Super-low release forhand | |
| Favorite Quote: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential...very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard really." | ||
| A Little About Marc: Hailing from the nasty 'Nati, Marc combines both blazing speed and impressive shortness. Marc seems to be almost tireless on both offense and defense, and his wild pivots and good throws show promise for Marc in the handler position. He still has five years of eligibility left, so plan on seeing plenty more of Marc in the future, unless he goes to grad school somewhere other than Michigan. In that case, have fun getting your ass handed to you by Tenacious. Marc will gladly step up to any challenge, even in the seemingly impossible task of finding a favorite quote longer than Sekol's, and is an excellent addition to this Tenacious team. | ||