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Name: Joey Abramson | |
| Nickname: n/a | ||
| Number: 87 | ||
| Height: 5'7" | Weight: 140 lbs. | |
| Years Playing/On Team: ? / 1 | ||
| Hometown: St. Louis Park, MN | ||
| Year: Freshman | Majors: Engineering | |
| Favorite Play: [insert] | 2nd Favorite Play: [insert] | |
| Favorite Quote: "Yes, but how do you stop the claw?" | ||
| A Little About Joey: From stalking Joey on Facebook, I’ve found out that he participated in the UPA High School Western Championship last year, and that he also seems to love crack. I’m not sure if that championship thing will really help the team, but if we can somehow find a way to channel a horribly debilitating crack addiction into an offensive weapon then Joey will be an enormous asset to the team. | ||